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Ugly Americans: #1 Among 18-34 Year-Old Fishmen
I do my best to keep in mind that as a mammalian humanoid, I was born into this world with a lot of privilege that aren't afforded to sea-monsters. After all, just try ordering krill in a restaurant and see what kind of looks you get.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Mar 7, 2012 -
Vandaveon & Mike Fix Key & Peele's Flicker Sketch
I don't know about you, but I was all ready to declare the Flicker sketch on last night's Key & Peele one of the best of the season. Not only was it super funny, but it was gorgeously shot.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Mar 7, 2012 -
Stevie TV Premieres Sunday on VH1
If you're among the many who have unfairly accused Comedy Central of hoarding all of the world's great sketch comedy, I'd like to point your attention to Stevie TV. It's an all-new sketch series on VH1 featuring send-ups of everyone from Lady Gaga to The Real Housewives.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Mar 2, 2012 -
Vandaveon & Mike Fix Key & Peele's Gay Marriage Sketch
Even if you liked the gay marriage sketch on last night's Key & Peele, you have to agree with Vandaveon and Mike that it would have been improved with some added genital-slapping. Although if we're being totally honest, you could probably say that about most comedy sketches as well as some Broadway musicals and any [...]Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 29, 2012 -
Blake Anderson Impersonates a Really Nice Guy
I've always thought Workaholics' Blake Anderson seemed like a really nice guy, but now that I've seen this video, I'll never be sure if he isn't actually a horrible guy who's just always doing a pitch-perfect impression of a really nice guy. New episodes of Workaholics return this May!Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 23, 2012 -
Vandaveon & Mike Fix Key & Peele's Fraternity Branding Sketch
Anybody who knows anything about comedy knows that things are always funnier when they come in threes. Of course, the one exception to that rule is when it comes to dicks, in which case three is not nearly enough.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 22, 2012 -
Come See 12 Comics Tape Their Half Hour Comedy Central Specials in Boston
Comedy Central will be at The Royale in Boston February 28 through March 1 to tape a dozen half-hour specials for a new stand-up series, and you could be in the audience. As you can see above, it is a seriously impressive lineup of some of the best up-and-comers in comedy, so click here to [...]Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 16, 2012 -
Vandaveon and Mike Fix Key & Peele's Slave Auction Sketch
After last night's new episode of Key & Peele, everyone's talking about the slave auction block sketch, but can slavery ever really be funny? Some say yes, others say no.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 15, 2012 -
Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon Are Best Friends Again… Or Are They?
It's been nearly six months since Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon became eternal enemies for six months, and last night there was a light at the end of the tunnel when Stephen made a surprise Valentine's Day visit to Late Night. Then again, maybe that light is actually a trap, and it's coming from a [...]Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 15, 2012 -
Futurama Fanarama: Bender Binary Marriage Proposal
Just in time for Valentine's Day comes what has to be the most romantic Futurama Fanarama yet (sorry, guys with naked Leela tattoos!) It's a delightful marriage proposal video from YouTube user doctorpoppa who proves that anyone who says a guy in a Bender mask speaking binary can't find true love can bite his shiny [...]Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 9, 2012 -
Jon Stewart Advocates for Cancer-Stricken 9/11 First Responders
A little over a year ago, Jon Stewart played an instrumental role in raising awareness for the Zadroga Bill to provide healthcare to 9/11 first responders. Fortunately, the bill passed.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 8, 2012 -
Vandaveon and Mike Fix Key & Peele's Yo Momma Sketch
Yo momma is so old and fat, you probably were able to easily relate to the character in the Yo Momma sketch on last night's Key & Peele. Oh, snap!Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 8, 2012 -
Twit Happens: Hell's Tweetin'
Is it weird that I even want to eat his tweets? You can watch the sketch he's referencing below.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 2, 2012 -
Vandaveon and Mike React to Key & Peele
If you saw Tuesday's series premiere of Key & Peele, you know how good it was. Everyone loves it.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Feb 2, 2012 -
Watch Obama and Luther in Therapy
I'm no shrink, and you probably can't learn anything really definitive about a person's psyche from a 90-second video, but I feel pretty confident saying that Freud would have a field day with the frequency at which Luther uses the term "motherf*cker." Key & Peele premieres tomorrow night at 10:30/9:30c after the season premiere of [...]Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Jan 30, 2012 -
This Week on The Daily Show: Brad Pitt
Are you guys ready for this? This week, Jon Stewart is going to be sitting down with one of the dreamiest dreamboats to ever throb a heart in Swoon City.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Jan 30, 2012 -
John Mulaney Does a Great Ice-T
In this appearance from last night's Conan, John Mulaney wishes he could watch four straight hours of Ice-T on Law and Order: SVU. Well, I wish I could watch four straight hours of John Mulaney doing his impression of Ice-T on Law and Order: SVU.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Jan 26, 2012 -
Follow Tonight's SOTU with Indecision and Obama's Anger Translator
As they have for every State of the Union Address since 1809[citation needed], the Indecision crew will be live-blogging and tweeting tonight as the president does his best to subtly remind the country that he's never asked his wife for an open marriage or stashed millions of dollars in the Caymans. So be sure to [...]Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Jan 24, 2012 -
MTV Goes on a First Date with the Workaholics
Sure the Frost/Nixon interview was great, but I've always said that it would have been even better if it had been conducted over a round of putt-putt. And that's why I think the latest episode of MTV's First Date edges it out.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Jan 24, 2012 -
Owen Smith Went to Occupy Wall Street Every Day
Russell Simmons Presents The Ruckus premieres with two back-to-back episodes next Thursday at 10/9c. But if you're like me, you're ruckus-deficient and if you have to wait until then, you might come down with ruckus scurvy.Collected in paulie_walnuts's videos Jan 20, 2012
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paulie_walnuts I do my best to keep in mind that as a mammalian humanoid, I was born into this world with a lot of privilege that aren't afforded to sea-monsters. After all, just try ordering krill in a restaurant and see what kind of looks you get. Read More
Mar 7, 2012